By Christopher CicconeSimon & Schuster, New York, 2008, hardcover, 352 pages, ISBN-10: 1416587624, ISBN-13: 9781416587620
Reading this book is like watching an obese man complaining about his weight while stuffing himself at an "all you can eat" buffet.
Evidently Christopher Ciccone did not know that, in the wild, siblings slaughter each other. When he was fourteen and his big sister Madonna started telling him what to do, he assumed she knew what she was talking about, and he obeyed her. He's been doing this ever since and now he wonders why he is in trouble with his career, finances and identity. Naturally, when he followed Madonna’s every instruction and made himself available whenever she wanted him, he became a bore and Madonna fired him.
Poor Christopher is still trying to work it out. He won’t of course, until like the man at the buffet he steps away from the table. But in the meantime he hangs in the purgatory he shares with all of Madonna's ex family and friends, waiting for the call to return to duty.
